Springtime in the Wild

Ah, Spring: birds are singing, trees are greening and flowers are budding. What a magical time of year.

Many communities celebrate Spring with birdhouse building events. People put up all sorts of houses for all sorts of cute, helpful animals.

Bats, owls, birds and butterflies: those houses are for amateurs. I’m going to put up a house for the animal I want to attract — Sasquatch.

The benefits of having a Yeti in the yard are numerous, including security and pest control.

So I’m going to get right on building that, and I’m going to call it the Bigfoot Bungalow. Do you think he’d prefer a Sleep Number or a Tempur-Pedic bed?

© K. S. Brooks 2010

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About ksbrooks

K.S. Brooks is an award-winning writer and photographer, author of more than thirty titles, and administrator of the multi-national, multi-author, award-winning site Indies Unlimited. Brooks’ feature articles, poetry, and photography have appeared in magazines, newspapers, books, and other publications both in the U.S. and abroad. For more about K.S. Brooks, visit www.ksbrooks.com.
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